Liquidity Fuel: 60%
Meet Mr. Whiskers, our CEO. He runs the wheel 24/7 to power $HAMSTERWHEEL’s liquidity. If he stops, the rug gets pulled. Your buys feed him seeds (metaphorically).
➜ Total Supply: 10,000,000,000 $WHEEL
➜ Tax: 0% (Hamsters hate taxes)
➜ Liquidity: Locked in a metaphorical hamster ball
🐹 Phase 1: Hamster runs. You buy. We all pretend this is normal.
🚀 Phase 2: Upgrade to a Tesla Hamster Wheel™ (v2 token).
🌕 Phase 3: Replace the moon with a giant hamster wheel.
Current Mood: Grinding for your bags
Time Until Next Break: 10:00